Ludicrous Leadoffs:

* Microsoft Sets Record Shooting Man Out Of A Cannon In Publicity Stunt For Sea Of Thieves

(see it for yourself here)

* Bank of Canada Hides Old-School Video Game In New Bank Note Website

(check the game out for yourself on the Bank of Canada site here)

News of the Week:

* The Witcher’s Geralt Is Coming To SoulCalibur VI

(see the announcement trailer here)

* Shadow Of The Tomb Raider Officially Revealed By Square Enix

(watch the teaser trailer here)

* NHL Getting Into eSports With Launch Of NHL Gaming World Championships

(sign yourself up here)

* Jeff Goldblum Stars In The New Jurassic World Evolution Game

(watch the announcement trailer here)

* Sega Genesis Classics Collection Coming To PS4 And Xbox One On May 29th

(watch the announcement trailer here)

* Street Fighter 30th Anniversary Has A Unique Switch-Exclusive Multiplayer Mode

* Mario Is Officially A Plumber Again

(see for yourself on Mario’s official profile page here)

* Mario Kart Google Maps Easter Egg Guides You For Mario Day

Dennis’ Nickname:

The man who is saddened by humanity’s great loss in Stephen Hawking, but amused to hear about all of the stories of near-traffic accidents he caused over the years.

Blast From The Past:

* Batman (TV Series / Jan. 12, 1966 – March 14, 1968)

* Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (Movie / March 19, 1993)

* Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation (TV Series / Sept.