Ludicrous Leadoffs:

* Reward For Finding All 900 Korok Seeds In Breath Of The Wild Is A Turd

(don’t believe us?  watch the video here)

* Wii Emulator Can Now Buy Games From The Official Wii Shop Channel

News of the Week:

* Facebook Launches Desktop Livestreaming Feature

* Super Mario Run Arrives On Android This Week

* Secret of Mana Series Coming To Nintendo Switch

(watch the Japanese trailer here)

* Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night For Wii U Canceled, Switch Version Planned

* Nintendo Set To Double Production Of Switch Consoles

* IndieGogo Campaign Launched For Tony Hawk Pro Skater Documentary

(watch the trailer here and contribute to the project here)

* Sega Delays Sonic Mania, Renames Sonic 2017

(watch the new trailer here)

* New Goat Simulator DLC Finally Arrives On Consoles

(remind yourself of how crazy the new DLC is with this trailer)

Dennis’ Nickname:

The man whose kneecap tried to be “The One Who Got Away”

Blast From The Past:

* Liar Liar (Movie / March 21, 1997)

* Iron Maiden – The Number of the Beast (Album / March 22, 1982)