On today’s Daily Sarcast, Lindsay Vernick covers a bizarre Trump cabinet moment where the focus turned to Sharpies and market reactions, Savannah Guthrie’s ongoing anguish after her 84‑year‑old mother’s disappearance and ransom demands, and a strange Missouri story about 40,000 pounds of tofu creating a public health mess.

The episode also touches on major airport delays, why the Clear app is suddenly in high demand, and ends with a personal travel anecdote and a simple cooking tip.