Ludicrous Leadoffs:

* Playdead Studios Announces Partnership With Sex Doll Company For Inside Special Edition

* Metal Gear Survive Developer Slags Konami With Hidden Message In Game

(see the shade thrown here and here)

News of the Week:

* Metal Gear Survive Charges $10 For Additional Save Slots

* 3D Realms Making New FPS Game Using Old Engine Used To Make Duke Nukem 3D

(watch the announcement trailer here)

* Diablo 3 Reportedly In Development For Nintendo Switch

* Jurassic World Version of Pokémon Go Coming To Smartphones

(visit the official site here and watch the reveal trailer here)

* ESRB To Begin Labelling Games If They Contain In-Game Purchases

(read the ESRB’s official statement here, and visit their parental website here)

* Tencent Plans To Introduce In-Game Contracts Between Parents And Kids For MOBA Game In China

* Riot Games Discloses Loot Box Odds For League of Legends

* Final Fantasy XV On Steam Gives You Gordon Freeman Costume

(visit the Steam page here)

* Sims 4 Outfits Come With Purchase Of Final Fantasy XV On EA Origin

(visit the official website here)

Dennis’ Nickname:

The man who is still done with this cold, and what it continues to do to his car.

Blast From The Past:

* Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Wii / March 9, 2008)

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