Welcome back to The Local Big Time Show, where the takes are hot, and the patience is running low. This week, Sam gets his hands on a limited edition Post Malone Oreo—because of course that exists. Meanwhile, Jesse ranks his top 5 favorite unboxing items, and the guys vent about the ultimate test of manhood: assembling furniture without losing your sanity. It’s snacks, collectibles, and pure boys' club energy. New episodes drop every Monday.

0:00- Intro
1:22- It's The Middle Of February, Just Kill Yourself
3:37- Sienfield Cards
4:29- Actor Cards
11:29- If Aliens Show Up, How Does That Help Me?
25:26- The Worst Unboxers On Planet Earth
33:19- The Price Is Right Ticket Game
36:29- Snack Lords
50:46- Couch Sesh
1:05:28- End