Mark the Soldier turns 55 and the crew shows up to celebrate. They brought gifts, Abbott's cake, and.... a surprise that Bill has been planning for months. The only problem? Mark almost doesn't make it. His car is sliding all over the road and he's calling in from somewhere debating whether to turn back! We finally shame him into showing up.

Once he gets there, things get real. Fast. Bill has been quietly collecting every single thing Mark has ever said about the Morgan Twins on this podcast, and let's just say Mark chose violence. Repeatedly. So Bill arranged a little birthday present.

One of the Morgan Twins, Cara joins the crew! Cara brings the energy and the talent! (See Mark? ya jerk!) She's a therapist with a waiting list, an identical twin, and of course, a former Voice contestant (with FOUR chair turns MARK!) Cara holds her own in a chaotic round of Name That Tune and walks out with 75 points to Mark's 50. Sweet sweet revenge.

Also in this episode: Bill's colonoscopy saga gets the full breakdown it deserves, Laura somehow ends up on the Pure app during this crazy party, the crew debates Botox, aging, and the Golden Girls of course! Happy birthday buddy, have fun in Jamaica. We love you as much as you love the Morgan Twins!!! 


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