In this episode: Middle School, Mark got the middle seat, Condolences on a flight, M&NP Storytime, Bat-dented forehead, Father named after the landlord, Neanderpaul at Flat Track Racing, Curly Two Guns Coffee, Mark being Frugal on Early Boarding Fees, Not-So-Fast-Food, Hiring & Labor Shortage, Dumbass of the Day, Mark’s Dad shipped off to Pennsylvania, The I-17 should be Demoted, Big-timing the Rolex, Timeout for Spanish, and Mark’s College of Rock & Roll Knowledge.

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