This episode of Lab Libs blasts off toward Mars. Megan tells Debbie about real Mars missions, with wild rovers, landers, orbiters, and billion-dollar robots doing science millions of miles from Earth. In true Lab Libs fashion, we take actual planetary science, mix it with ad-libs chaos, and see what happens when nerdy facts collide with improvised comedy. How do Mars rovers land without exploding? Why is Mars red? What are we actually looking for? This science comedy podcast breaks down Mars exploration in a way that’s funny, chaotic, and accidentally educational, from early missions that failed spectacularly to modern rovers quietly doing incredible science.

Then Debbie takes Megan down a rabbit hole exploring ambitious theme park ideas that didn’t survive contact with reality. We start with Walt Disney’s original EPCOT vision, a real city powered by automation, including vacuum-based trash collection, and how that idea quietly died after Walt’s death in 1966, turning into something much safer and much less weird. From there, we branch into other failed, abandoned, or deeply questionable theme park experiments: rides that never opened, attractions that closed almost immediately, and futuristic concepts that sounded great in meetings but disastrous in practice. Think over-engineered transportation, experimental technology, and attractions that asked guests to trust way too much machinery. Use the Lab Libs and fill in your own answers to see how close you get!

Lab Libs:

A planet in our solar system

An extremely cold temperature in Fahrenheit

An obscure location on Earth

A number below 20

A famous scientist on television

A radioactive element

An object used to land safely from a fall

A common chemical on Earth

A number between 1-100

A modern digital camera feature

A hand tool found at home improvement stores

A ride that spins

A country in Asia

A mythological being

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO5CTBBgtXs

https://science.nasa.gov/universe/search-for-life/the-hunt-for-life-on-mars-and-elsewhere-in-the-solar-system/

https://www.planetary.org/space-missions/every-mars-mission

https://spacecenter.org/meet-our-solar-system-mars/

https://www.planetary.org/articles/life-on-mars-your-questions-answered

https://lithub.com/a-brief-history-of-sci-fis-love-affair-with-the-red-planet/2/

https://www.astronomy.com/space-exploration/50-years-ago-a-forgotten-mission-landed-on-mars/

https://science.nasa.gov/mission/viking/

https://science.nasa.gov/mission/mars-pathfinder/

https://airandspace.si.edu/collection-objects/mars-pathfinder-mini-rover-full-scale-model/nasm_A20020297000#:~:text=Images%20were%20taken%20and%20experiments,for%20the%20rover%20as%20well

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opportunity_(rover)

https://www.newsweek.com/nasa-mars-opportunity-rover-new-york-daily-news-jet-propulsion-laboratory-1334615

https://science.nasa.gov/mission/msl-curiosity/science/

https://www.nasa.gov/centers-and-facilities/jpl/the-extraordinary-sample-gathering-system-of-nasas-perseverance-mars-rover/

https://www.powermag.com/the-nuclear-battery-aboard-perseverance-the-next-gen-mars-rover/

https://www.planetary.org/space-missions/tianwen-1

https://www.nasa.gov/news-release/nasa-says-mars-rover-discovered-potential-biosignature-last-year/