Martha was written for two wonderful children who filled my life with joy, heartbreak, and hope. Its one example of the many stories I extemporaneously created at bedtimes for my many nieces and nephews, I never had my own kids but I've raised everyone else's.

Martha is a quirky retelling of that classic Fairy Tale, "Jack and the Beanstalk", specifically from the cow's perspective.

TRIGGER WARNING: DUDE, SERIOUSLY IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED YOU MAY WANT TO NOT LISTEN TO THIS STORY THAT DELIGHTS CHILDREN. NEVER FORGET THAT CHILDREN ARE CRUEL AND HEARTLESS GOBLINS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.