Is your D&D game a high-stakes survival horror or just Marvel Superheroes meets Hogwarts? In this episode of The Gen-x-istentialists, Bunny and Scot put Megawheel the Magnificent to work and dive deep into the memories that actually left a mark—sometimes literally.

From the kitschy, statuary-filled madness of Florida’s defunct Kapok Tree restaurant to the high-pressure moment of a 10-year-old’s first insulin injection, we’re peeling back the layers of Gen-X resilience. We’re also taking a truncheon to modern gaming's "safety nets" and explaining why life—and your character sheet—is more meaningful when death is just one bad roll away.

Inside the conversation:

• The Kapok Tree Elegy: Bunny recounts the 70s excess of Hollywood, Florida’s most bizarre dining experience and the "hideous" bamboo shoot glass that remains his final link to the past.
• The Orange Method: Scot shares the "Just Do It!" motivation behind his first Type 1 diabetes injection and the bizarre reality of practicing medical procedures on citrus fruit.
• OSR vs. 5e: A brutal breakdown of why 1st Edition AD&D beats the "superhero" fluff of modern gaming. We discuss inventory management, "House of Leaves" terror, and why throwing yourself off a 60-foot tower should actually kill you.
• The TARDIS vs. The Mansion: Would you rather live in a magically expanding cottage or a Mask of the Red Death themed mansion? The choice says more about your psyche than you think.
• Telekinetic Chaos: Why we’d choose moving objects with our minds over reading them, and a sobering look at where the "asylums" went.

Whether you're a Peter Tork dork or a Mike Nesmith cynic, this episode is a raw, non-PC look at nostalgia, lethal gaming, and the scars that make us who we are.