00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Best laid plans, etc., etc.; 00:30 It's really warm; 01:03 Tom allegedly does yard work; 01:33 Don't let trees fall on you; 01:42 Columbuses and Parises; 02:35 Origins; 02:55 People who need to take remedial walking classes; 03:28 Aquaman; 05:08 The wrong shoes; 05:25 Namedropping; 06:18 We've never played games at cons; 06:53 Bad news for European customers; 09:04 Good news for all customers.