00:01 Introduction; 00:05 "No one would pay for this show"; 00:25 Siege of Izmail; 01:10 Videos; 01:35 Birdus interruptus; 02:40 Tactile and personable; 03:30 "There are running gags and then there are running gags"; 03:50 Incendiary political commentary; 04:45 Who's a Good Boye; 05:05 "Good news, Mary: they are dead"; 05:20 Podcast sponsor Ford Motor Company; 06:00 Stories about Mary's dad; 07:55 Horse and Dinosaur; 08:35 A lot of squished horses; 09:40 A completely inaccurate representation of the plot of Leprechaun in Space.