00:01 Introduction; 00:05 GrandmaCon; 00:55 Paternity Court; 01:55 Dinosaur Table Battles is a real thing; 02:55 "He needs to be a DJ"; 03:50 Tom is in no position to critique facial hair; 04:15 A lack of hair awareness; 04:40 Tom's unfortunate hair choices; 05:10 Stupid bets; 05:45 Something Tom regrets; 08:40 Irish Gauge; 09:00 GrandCon; 10:10 Working with Capstone.