00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Double confirmed; 00:15 Discourse on the nature of time and the ephemeral nature of podcasts; 00:40 District Commander Maracas; 01:25 Dinosaurs (of course); 03:00 Speaking of Brians; 03:35 "Frozen" custard; 05:00 "What did I do?"; 05:10 Lawrence of Arabia; 07:20 The big Leone argument; 08:50 Playtime; 09:45 Trafic; 10:15 Ben-Hur and the Ten Commandments; 10:55 Hunters Jeffrey and Tab; 11:20 A story about John Wayne; 12:10 Those poor horses, Mary.