This week, your favorite chaotic duo dives head-first into beauty hauls and horse rescues—because nothing says “self-care” like new mascara and mild trauma. 🐴💄

Between family chaos, Halloween hysteria, and one very sketchy Candy Man story, Ashten and Jen somehow end up debating anxiety, aliens, and alternate universes (because of course they do). 👽✨

If you’ve ever bought a beauty product to fix your life, Googled “are we alone,” or accidentally started a rodeo in your driveway, this episode is for you.

Tune in for laughter, chaos, and the comforting reminder that no matter how weird life gets… there’s always another universe where you handled it better. 💅🌌

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