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The Spinsters gather round the holiday table for a feast cooked up from some of the fiction we've consumed over the years! Ingredients: discussions about the flavor of milk-bones, lint chicken, and, of course, human food. Whoops while we clean up after our big meal we should correct our repeated falsehood that in the Twilight saga they drink human blood when it's simply a Styrofoam cup filled with blood of unknown origin. Happy Holidays!

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