Emily and Spenny endure a story about CJ's adventure to a shady strip mall massage parlor last night. Let's just say there was no happy ending here, except for the overall cost of the procedure itself. 

Also, Matt announces a plan that Democrats have to unite us all as a people. It's technology-related, so you'll need to check out today's Weird or Wired segment for all the democratic details. Oh wow. 

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