<p>The Bastards are back and boy are they sassy!  There's butter cream limericks, Battle Toads, mystic readings, Crapsmas gifts and movie reviews.  You better loosen that belt, you 'bout to get stuffed!!  Classtard.</p>























 










































  

    
  
    

      

      
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The Bastards are back and boy are they sassy! There's butter cream limericks, Battle Toads, mystic readings, Crapsmas gifts and movie reviews. You better loosen that belt, you 'bout to get stuffed!! Classtard.

<p>The Bastards are back and boy are they sassy!&nbsp; There's butter cream limericks, Battle Toads, mystic readings, Crapsmas gifts and movie reviews.&nbsp; You better loosen that belt, you 'bout to get stuffed!!&nbsp; Classtard.</p>























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Master Bastard #189 - Whoroscopes

Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane. From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first. It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering. But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more. A Master Bastard.

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