The Bastards are handsome, strong, wise and kind. The Bastards represent love and charity. The Bastards don’t require your adoration even though they are deserving of it. Don’t let your unflinching reverence of the Bastards interfere with responsibilities.

Plop Plop.

Who’s there?

Classtard.

Classtard who?

It’s just Classtard. Please let me in I’m about to have a diarrhea!