Slap on your codpiece, it's Bastard time! The show starts off strong with a brand new movie segment, Bastardpiece Theatre. The Bastards watched "The Nightmare" on Netflix and used it as fuel for an extended discussion about sleep paralysis. They then receive a call on the Master Bastard hotline from the gorgeous Cheese Nips and she shares her personal experiences with sleep paralysis. The show then spins out on childhood nostalgia and general arguing. We serve only premium classtard on this bitch sandwich!