The Bastards are back and drinking whiskey out of pickles. A listener talks Chapsworth off with a sexy, homoerotic phone call. Hamtackle enlightens all with tales of self mutilation, there is bunches and bunches of Broncos talk and Ramtang shares a rage filled driving experience with a recorded rant. The episode is wrapped up with lottery tickets, a new MO story and Ace Connard makes another appearance with a new edition of Bastard Answers. Classtard, taste it!