Welcome to our first ever talent show for gross internet porn. Admission is free but seriously, just turn back now. This is your chance.... Still interested? Well, this episode has such notable quotes as "My cereal bowl just hiccuped", "It's above the navel piercing" and "She's digging down there for the crumbs at the bottom". All right then, take a seat. If you want to sit in the front row there is some plastic ponchos for all the splash-back. Hmmm? Yes, but of course. The Classtard is complimentary.