This is Master Toots (@master_toots), a 23 year-old straight Alpha from the U.K. He calls himself a foot Alpha, but it’s pretty clear the rest of him qualifies as well.

This Alpha is just the latest in a growing list of straight Alphas who have discovered the power of their feet. They have learned an odd lesson: by simply showing off their feet and occasionally allowing inferiors to worship them, they can become literal gods and make ridiculous sums of money.

It’s insane what Alpha feet do to us faggots. We lose our minds, give up all we have, surrender our willpower and our dignity just to kiss the bare foot of a Man. Every day more and more straight Alphas are following the example of ones like Master Toots and gathering a ravenous stable of faggots to use for their own wealth and glory. It’s scary!