Tracy and Al open the show talking about Howard Stern's movie, Private Parts, and read a story about a deputy and a correctional officer brawling. The boys recall childhood in the Soviet Union and watch a video of a police officer getting dragged by a car. Tracy and Al watch another video of a trooper, who was also dragged, attempting to put a suspect into custody and read a story about a dirt bag who attempted to strangle a police officer with a mic cord. The guys then get distracted talking about movies.

After figuring out whether Gary Busey or Nick Nolte was in Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, the boys get back on track and read a story about an officer getting reinstated, with back pay, after months of being fired. Tracy wraps up the show with a story about a 2 year old getting killed in, you guessed it, Chicago.