Hear more from 509: “Masturbation” by Billy Squier at <a href="https://hardlyfocused.com/episode-509">https://hardlyfocused.com/episode-509</a>
Jack kicks off this segment by (re)telling the story of when he and Fro threw their bicycles off the roof of their elementary school. Elsewhere, the group learns that <a href="https://www.todayonline.com/world/japanese-man-nearly-dies-stroke-possibly-caused-masturbating-several-times-daily">excessive masturbation can result in a stroke</a>. Get it – stroke?

Hear more from 509: “Masturbation” by Billy Squier at https://hardlyfocused.com/episode-509 Jack kicks off this segment by (re)telling the story of when he and Fro threw their bicycles off the roof of their elementary school. Elsewhere, the group learns that excessive masturbation can result in a stroke. Get it – stroke?

Hear more from 509: “Masturbation” by Billy Squier at <a href="https://hardlyfocused.com/episode-509" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://hardlyfocused.com/episode-509</a>
Jack kicks off this segment by (re)telling the story of when he and Fro threw their bicycles off the roof of their elementary school. Elsewhere, the group learns that <a href="https://www.todayonline.com/world/japanese-man-nearly-dies-stroke-possibly-caused-masturbating-several-times-daily" rel="noopener noreferrer">excessive masturbation can result in a stroke</a>. Get it – stroke?

Masturbation (Almost) Kills

Since 2009, the hosts of Hardly Focused have relentlessly made fun of pop culture, current events, and each other. Join them every Thursday as they pick apart the news and struggle to stay on-topic.

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