So, what had happened was.......we got on the subject of masturbation with a couple of friends.  Well, drinks started early and by the time this one was over, things got a little out of control!  Bubbles was being Bubbles until I just couldn't take it anymore and had to chase her to take her squeaking football away so bear with us in the beginning.  We discuss - How often do you masturbate - Does your spouse/partner - Do you like to watch - Do you do it together - Assturbation - Having an orgasm without physical touch - She is pierced where? - Another round of drinks - Don't shoot it in my eye - Body count - Another round of drinks - Another round of drinks - oh hell......it's getting sideways now - Skeet skeet - From the window to the wall - Jesus take the wheel.  Ayyyyyyyyyyyyye!