In this episode, we break down Angel Reese's struggle with basic math (spoiler: $200 a day is the same as $1,400 a week--unless you're on WNBA logic). We revisit the great Dildo Debacle of the league, where tossing adult toys now counts as armed assault. Then it's Mamdani vs. 125 lbs--guess who won? From the dangers of a communist-run New York to the chaos of unchecked illegal immigration, we tackle why the American flag still matters, and why carrying a weapon in Memphis might be less of a choice and more of a survival plan. We also crown the dumbest person in politics (tough competition), and close with a wild idea: maybe it's time our politicians acted with some respect and decorum--before Congress starts looking like the WNBA floor.