Matt Hurley joins Zach and Roberto today to discuss what it has been like for him to found the new Port Comedy Club in Baltimore. Later, Schmitty McFallsalot returns to the show to continue his tragic love/war saga with President Theodore Walton, his assistant Garth and Schmitty’s wife, Angela D’labecio. Lastly, Zach chats with The Hamburgler.. like, the actual Hamburgler.. and they delve into his hamburger heists and hamburger related schemes.

Elon Musk does not make an appearance in this episode (sorry).