Matt Storrs explains how getting staffed on The Bachelor can set you up for the entire year and how they follow even the eliminated contestants.

Writer and comedian Alyse McGuigan (@alysemcg) patiently listens as Matt explains what he would do if he were the bachelor with "Muppet Dad Energy." Will Alyse give Matt a rose for accuracy?

How the Bachelor and Bachelorette come up with all the ideas for their dates.

Matt commemorates the contestants lost in the dunes and the associated documentary "A Dune for Love."

How having ~15 bodies can do wonders for the charities of Southern California.

Plus, how the Golden Bachelor can cure cynicism.