In this episode we talk about ways to sanitize students with squirt guns, Penelope is going to wear a gun belt and someone needs Clitty Litter.

Breast milk lady helped us to developed a super smoothie Covid cure. Mr. Penelope is a wanted man.

In this episode we meet Done and learn the perils of forgetting a minion car while Zooming.

Did you know Starbucks will give your dog a cup of whip cream in the drive-thru?!?! Knock sure enjoyed that cup, twanda not so much. She might be scrubbing the slobber out of her hair extra long this morning.

We are hoping to go back to pre-pandemic times on Halloween , reset anyone?

We walk through the joys of what the pandemic has brought to us and explain some of the horrors of baby powder inhalation and BDSM gone wrong.

It’s been a while, but here we are day 1,000 of quarantine and making do. Distant learning has begun and we haven’t caged any of our own children... yet. Have a listen and let us know what fun new things you’ve been doing.

Biker gang names and are we really still SIP?

The end of the year has come! Excited? Sad? Amazed? What do we do with our new reality of staying at home with our terrorists and office men? We buy a tortoise.

The politically correct social distant podcast from yours truly. Introverts and extroverts react to remote learning, parenting and cutting off of barbies hair.