Ludicrous Leadoff:

* Madden Bowl Champion Won Without Using A QB Or Throwing A Pass

* Cyberpunk 2077 Will Let You Customize Your Character’s Genitals

(read it for yourself at the official ESRB rating page)

News of the Week:

* Tony Hawk Pro-Skater 1 & 2 Remaster Announced

(see what it looks like in the first trailer here)

* Nintendo Reportedly Revisiting Idea For Sleep-Monitoring Device

* Nintendo Announces Paper Mario: The Origami King, Coming To Switch In July

(watch the first trailer for it here)

* Nintendo Switch Surpasses 55-Million In Lifetime Sales

Dennis’ Nickname:

The man who is finally shaking his aversion to finishing long RPGs

Blast From The Past:

* Rambo: First Blood Part II (Movie / May 22, 1985)

* Die Hard with a Vengeance (Movie / May 19, 1995)