I bought a microphone. I started started talking. It's 8 minutes of rambling, but it's the moment I decided, "I'm doing this." Be gentle my loyal fans. I assume there will be millions of you by Christmas. This episode is for those out there who are just starting out. Know that it will suck in the beginning, but theres light at the end of the tunnel. But what the fuck do I know. I am just some guy in a basement in Missouri talking to himself.