Ludicrous Leadoffs:

* New AI Tech Can Mimic Any Voice

(listen to a demo here and visit their site here)

* Guy Finds StarCraft Source Code And Returns It To Blizzard, Gets Free Trip To BlizzCon

News of the Week:

* Nintendo Announces First DLC Pack For Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

* Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Fastest Selling Mario Kart Game Ever

* NES Classic Edition Sold Over 2 Million Units, Explains Discontinuation

* Nintendo Surprisingly Announces New 2DS XL Handheld

(watch the reveal trailer here)

* 2.74 Million Switch Units Sold Worldwide, According To Nintendo

* Super Mario Run Closing In On 150 Million Downloads Worldwide

* Longtime Nintendo Hardware Designer Set To Retire In June

* Ubisoft Rumored To Be Working On Mario x Rabbids Crossover RPG

* NBA Playgrounds Release Date Announced

(watch the gameplay trailer here)

Dennis’ Nickname:

The Cross Consumer

Blast From The Past:

* Spider-Man (Movie / May 3, 2002)

* Spider-Man 3 (Movie / May 4, 2007)

* Wolfenstein 3D (MS-DOS / May 5, 1992)