The cost of living is too damn high! / Light news involving the state of the presidential race / Elon Musk should know to never go full ironman / Where do the hosts land on the doomsday prophecies? / Violence erupts between elected NYC officials and police / The lack of genuine mainstream media coverage in video games / Dating apps are making people sick but it's not anyone's fault if they get sick / 159,000 unread texts - GUESS WHO'S GOING TO JAIL TONIGHT? / 100 snakes in my motherfucking trousers / this and much more on this week's hit M&B.