Hey, friends. That's what we're calling you now, and since we're all officially friends that means we know you're going to love this week's episode. This week we talk about getting the cold shoulder from a tweaker that's a Gemini and solving the mystery of the haunted air horn which has a direct link to cats. We then graciously take you on a destination wedding in India where we witness a groom getting a BIG FAT F on his math assignment, then we drive to the nearest McDonald's for ice cream - after that wedding, we all needed it - because we know for a fact the machine isn't broken thanks to McBroken.  But wait, dessert isn't over, because we just had to serve you up a slice of Craigslist Missed Connections lovingly topped with, you guessed it, Missed Connections Theater.

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