The Captain's Log

McRib Sterling V: Kernels Eternal

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Episode 257. Your ghost hosts Million Dollar Grape and A Single Hot Dog are here for another Halloween special retelling Captain's Log anecdotes as spooky stories. Curse that fool Bob Chili and listen to our tales of monster truck invasions, corn blindness, human cocktails, a skeleton that grows faster than your skin, doing a Bloody Mary in a mirror but instead you summon a college kid who keeps pestering you with facts about Columbo, and the once and future Luigi.

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  • (00:00) - - Intro
  • (00:04) - - Welcome and banter
  • (01:36) - - Costume reveal!
  • (04:56) - - Fright fest and Killers of the Flower Moon
  • (12:59) - - Let the Halloween antics begin
  • (15:09) - - An infestation of Kevin's
  • (19:20) - - When the dirt come to your town
  • (23:41) - - Weird constellations
  • (26:58) - - Kernals Eternal
  • (30:06) - - Why they really don't want you to watch Goncherov
  • (32:15) - - Obmuloc
  • (35:30) - - Liev Schreiber, the lie
  • (39:37) - - The 51st State
  • (43:09) - - Housekeeping
  • (49:43) - - Mario Human Hands
  • (53:25) - - The Human 8-Ball
  • (56:58) - - If Mountain Dew was a man, would you drink him?
  • (58:40) - - Take sports... add fire
  • (01:01:49) - - The giant gum wad
  • (01:04:22) - - This cocktail is ME
  • (01:07:35) - - I was Luigi all along
  • (01:11:21) - - Skeleton Grew
  • (01:14:30) - - Adding more Sterling McRib Lore
  • (01:18:25) - - Outro

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