Because do you really think George Clooney doesn’t want people looking at his ass? I saw George Clooney’s ass. Let’s just get that out of the way now. But to put a finer point on it and to be completely accurate, it must be said that when I finally got to meet Clooney in person, he was bending over in his black denim jeans and there I stood. My best friend, who lives in Beverly Hills, used to work in entertainment.