This week on another carbonless episode of the Meat Pies Podcast, the North London boys are headed in opposite directions ahead of their clash this weekend, and Paul is living life on the edge with Lingardhino playing villain and hero all in the same week. 

• (2:22) Matchday 5 Rundown
• (7:17) JLingz to the rescue for United
• (17:10) Tuchel takes it to Tanganga-less Tottenham
• (26:44) ...but there wasn't carbon
• (34:07) Some Champions League recaps
• (49:42) Meaty Man of the Week
• (51:59) City v. Chelsea & NLD Predictions
• (1:09:58) Loic Final Meaty Bite