Jake Noto is suicidal, disassociated and worse of all love sick. After a failed attempt on his own life he finds himself in the care of a Government issue 'Depression Droid'. The robot's sole function is to cure Jake's Depression but is met with staunch resistance. Jake decides to break the Droid's programming and show it all the reasons he should kill himself. This choice starts a chain reaction which hurls Jake into a world of psychotic Government agents, a cross dressing mechanoid, alcoholism and the potential downfall of mankind in a violent mechanical uprising.Jake must find the rogue droid and convince him that Humans are worthwhile after all. It's time for Woverhampton's sleaziest son to put down his Pot Noodle, close the Laptop and save the world.