• High priest PVO demands Parler be crucified because he can't censor conservatives anymore

• Perth Lord Mayor Basil Zempilas apologises for telling the truth about gender

• Leigh Sales confuses African dictator who rigged elections with leader of the free world fighting election rigging

• Albo fights relevancy deprivation syndrome

• Foreign dude is Miss NZ

• Tasmanian MP keen to kill voters

• Liberal Party promoting gender quota euphemism