Michael explains to Beth the difference between a tavern, an inn, and an ale house which he learned from watching Jason Kingsley. They remember how the ubiquitous misspelling of "medieval" thrust English professors off the rails.  Beth lays out her fascination with "secondary cities" in America and the destabilization of the west coast. Beth and Michael discuss the health and fitness of their pets, and purpose built theaters for music, comedy, and plays.