There's some banditry afoot for averagest man in the west, Mediocre Mel! When our exceptionally ordinary protagonist gets caught up in a robbery gone wrong, he inadvertently gets brought into a gang of outlaws. And not just any outlaws. Each one of them is a legend in their own right. Well, their more famous relatives are. But that's not going to stop them from making a name for themselves in...the Song of the Substandard Seven!