Meet legendary football commentator Jonathan Pearce (BBC, BT SPORT, CHANNEL 5, RADIO FIVE LIVE, CAPITAL GOLD, SKY SPORTS, MATCH OF THE DAY ...er, ROBOT WARS?). JP is a long-time Bristol City fan, which may or man not be helpful to know.

And Terry Alderton, comedian (LIVE AT THE APOLLO, WORLDWIDE TOURS, BBC RADIO 4) star of film and TV (LOCK STOCK & TWO SMOKING BARRELS, WAKING THE DEAD, "Bianca's squeeze" in EASTENDERS) and football player for Southend United. Again, perhaps useful to know.

This show is made by Paul Daniels who, tired of magic, faked his own death and reinvented himself as a producer.

Prepare to to hear:

*JP on Eric Cantona's infamous king-fu kick

*The glory days of Capital Gold

*Sir Alex Ferguson

*Southend Football Club

*Shooting flies with a-salt-rifle.

Join the conversation on Twitter @JPandTFootball * Find Terry at terryalderton.com and commission some podcast magic of your own at producerpaul.co.uk *

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