Mega-Beast Death-Match

Norm closes out the year and existence as we know it, due to the phenomena known as “The Continuation,” with the Drabblecast annual holiday Tim Pratt story, an original commission called “How Lovely Are Your Branches.” Enjoy! Somebody was murdering people, but the killer’s name wasn’t showing up on my naughty list. That got me […]

“There’s Gonna Be a Hard 8 Tonight” The worst Swedish fish… How to get spell off a white couch… And who would win in a fight to the death:  A flying invisible panda-ray with missile launchers and a pair of gun turrets, a 30 foot tall, 6-ton hydrogen filled naughtilus with heat vision, giant flamingo […]

“The Moan of Consent” Cockability… Sperm Cookies… And who would win in a fight to the death: A salamander necromancer, a talking horse that runs the speed of light or a 2 and a half ton barricuda/anteater made of steel? Warning:  Mature Immature Audiences Only!

“If it’s already in there, it’s already on there… (This is a discussion)” Bo’s surgically installed vagina… Ron Paul’s detachable penis… And who would win in a fight: A 35-foot tall flamingo clad in biblical armor, a 2-ton flying nautilus that shoots air torpedos, or six calculating, vindictive Labrador retriever-sized Siamese cat/fleas with serrated mandibles […]

“You Can’t Roll 3 and Pick 2, M@therf%#cker…” Snorks vs. Smurfs Chicken vs. Platypus Egg And who would win in a fight to the death… a 6-foot tall cricket with bat wings, a 400 lb. octopus with cobra legs or a platypus that can manipulate probability… More information about this year’s competition, and the ‘heats’ […]

“Just get him in the room” The Al-Qaida Fulbright… Predator Snuff-Porn… And who would win in a fight to the death: A rabid 3-ton flying squirrel the size of a moose, a stealthy air-breathing flight-enabled manta ray that drops concussive missles, or a eugenically forged 6-foot tall Communist Red Panda with metal capped claws and […]