Melania’s memecoin soared to a $1.6 billion market cap before crashing to $86 million, leaving investors wiped while the Trump family stayed cashing out. Meanwhile, Don Jr. and Eric’s $3 billion WLFI token and Trump Media’s Bitcoin stash keep the crypto circus spinning — and the house always wins. Celebrity hype turned into a brutal pump-and-dump, and regular folks are the ones left holding the bag.