Sometimes it's hard to be first lady

Giving your love to just one toe-jam

You'll have bad times, he be with sexie sadie

Doin' things you ain't supposed to understand

But when you can't hug him, why can't you ditch him

This prick just prowls for another one-night stand

And if you scrub him, you'll need to enshrub him

'Cause you'll have to lay low & be on the lamb

Stand by your man but give that two-a.m. alarm ring to

Someone with a fire arm to come to you

With your sights set on shooting that piece of mildew

Stand by your man, show the world you're not really into him

Now time for toe-jam to kick the can

For this is your plan

Maybe shiv your man, then step back & shove him

Backing up as close to the door as you can

Leave fast - 'cause that's the plan