Renaissance woman Melissa Darch joins the show to talk about how the combo of improv and alcohol doesn't always lead to church the next morning.  She also joins Jeremy and Tina on the fun topics of "could Jeremy have an illegitimate kid" and what Tina's doctor thinks of her! Plus: A hotel response to dirty sheets, Tina's sympathetic parents, Jeremy's scarlet fever and can you look tough arguing with a watermelon!!