Enjoy what is probably the last episode of this podcast.

It's been so long since we recorded this I have no idea what happened.

It's been a while! As in it's literally been months since we recorded this episode. Join us, won't you? 

GUESS WHAT?!?! Melrose Sheltering in Place is officially two years old! And we bet you figured we wouldn't make it -- especially since we haven't posted in what feels like almost two years. Anyhoo, we're back! And it's likely none of the banter in this episode is timely! 

Tired of the Chelsea/Lance situation blowing up your TikTok? Need to escape to a different kind of drama? Well Nan and Christopher are here with another episode of Melrose Sheltering in Place. It's been so long since we recorded this one that Nan doesn't really remember what happens. So it'll be a surprise for everyone! Enjoy! 

Nan writes the descriptions for these episodes, and Nan will be honest -- it's taken them so long to post this since recording that they only have a vague memory of what's going on. Brooke uncovers Amanda's past. We find out where Henry came from -- and a fake Henry plot is hatched. Jane asks, "What's love got to do with it?"

Happy Holidays! We have a very special gift for you -- that is, we are posting the next episode of Melrose Sheltering in Place. As Omicron rages, join us in a place that just might make you happy you can't see anyone right now. We finally get a new intro! And something is up with Allison's face! Amanda and Sydney are...roommates because Amanda makes Sydney let her move in with her while the building is being repaired? Kimberly is locked up with Henry. Jo and Jake are...Jo and Jake. 

It's kind of like Christmas with your framily. 

Well folks, we made it to the Season 3 finale! What a season it's been. Nan is posting this a whole month after we recorded it, so they can't remember what actually happened -- but boy was it a doozy! 

Time is an illusion in Melrose Sheltering in Place. 

This episode, literally everyone is getting tricked by someone and falling for it even though it seems kind of obvious. A fiance just disappears. And honestly, someone giving you a bogus fancy job in Hong Kong to get you away from Billy seems like a win-win. 

The highlights: Michael gets dumped, and Dan Cortese is hot.