This week @SirRatchettness and @Freshalina give their take of the #MetGala red carpet, come to the defense of Khia's opinions of Beyonce's Lemonade video, and offer marketing advice to personal favs Kordell Stewart and Gatorade Cinnabun. Caitlyn Jenner, Blac Chyna, the cast of Love and Hip Hop Atlanta and Empire also catch their fair share of shade.

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Memoirs of Blue Ivy

Hosted by Black Twitter's favorite cousins, blogger Freshalina and Xtian Emiliano Neck of The Woods is a hilarious weekly wrap-up of everything ranging from ratchet to righteous.

Comedy

Your favorite cousins Freshalina and Xtian Emiliano are back like cooked crack to give your a first review of the hottest lounge to hit the South since Harpo's Jukejoint and provide an honest take on the latest pop culture news.

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After a brief hiatus, your favorite cousins Freshalina and Xtian Emiliano are here to check in and update your on their lives and share commentary of all things important them; mostly Miss Wanda from Love and Marriage Huntsville.

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Miss WandaVision

They really tried to kill your favorite, famous bitch. Hi cousins, look who is back just time for the holiday season. We dissect the assassination attempt on the hottest female rapper, Saucy Santana, the latest updates in The State of Baby Mommas vs Future, and much more. 

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Hard To Kill

White people discover that Idris Elba is a zaddy, an auntie finds out what happens when you run up on James St. Patrick for a picture, KeKe Wyatt's crazy ass ties the knot again, Future can't stop having unprotected sex with Bow Wow's exes, and Rebel Wilson needs to do her Googles before she opens her mouth to make sweeping declarations concerning Team Chunk. Light the blunt! 

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Cheapening The Brand

Episode Title: Nivea SZN

Episode Description: Grab your favorite wig with an asymmetrical bang -- your favorite cousins are back to collect child support! 

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Memoirs of Blue Ivy

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