Morgan freeman falls asleep, toe jam, Sarah's a therapist, 14-year old interventions, Joel wants to be Craig's ex, botox at 8 years old, Fertile Myrtle, Sarah's in euphoria, Slave day, Katey Sagal calls in, Eddie Ifft, Craig gets people fired, midget jokes, living beneath your means, Eddie's a cult leader, shitheads, homeless blowjobs, and molesting priests.